Total Medals Earned: 71 (From 30 different games.) Total Medal Score: 965 Points
Medals Earned: 3/4 (175/200 points)
Get A Job At Pizzio's Pizza!
Deliver Your First Pizza!
Complete The Game!
Check Out The Credits!
Medals Earned: 2/11 (50/500 points)
Reach floor 2
Reach floor 3
Reach floor 4
Reach floor 5
Reach floor 6
Reach floor 7
Reach floor 8
Reach floor 9
Kill the Wurstlord
Obtain the Kielbasa
Get two Kielbasas in a row
Medals Earned: 2/32 (20/500 points)
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
Get a single piece of Cheese
Find a secret cheese!
Collect over 32 pieces of cheese and complete the game
Find every single piece of cheese (56 total)
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/260 points)
Reach Level 10
Reach Level 20
Complete Normal Mode
Reach Level 40
Reach Level 30
Reach Level 50
Complete Hard Mode
Complete Normal mode at 100%
Complete Hard Mode at 100%
Medals Earned: 5/9 (80/330 points)
Beat level 1!
Beat level 2!
Beat level 3!
Beat level 4!
Beat level 5!
Beat level 6!
Beat level 7!
Beat level 8! So close!
Beat the game by beating level 9! :D
Medals Earned: 3/8 (20/230 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 2
Complete level 4
Complete level 8
Complete level 12
Complete level 16
Complete level 20
Complete level 24
Medals Earned: 4/4 (100/100 points)
Escape the raptor
Get past the triceratops
Save the witch doctor
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/500 points)
Launch the Turtle
Get skewered on spikes
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/40 points)
Don't call me a b****
Discover the meaning of life
Get a certain number of points
